10% will go to The Vagina Monologues Foundation Admission: Tickets are — Purchase at the door Door will open at PM, Show will start at PM Where: University of Northern Iowa (UNI) 1227 W 27th Street Cedar Falls IA Lang Hall Auditorium Metered parking lots are available around UNI campus.
HUGH: 30's-40's, personable but not handsome, sits at a small table across from his invisible speed date, engaging the audience as if it were his scene partner. Is this poor heartsick sap a glutton for punishment?
The license comes with the right to make as many copies of the score needed, so the show has no expensive piano vocal scores to buy. The dog will only suffer if he's abandoned: custody can go either way. Like, they fight over grandma's wine glasses, over cloth napkins for the dining room table. A dog's worth fighting for, like the kids-- but unlike the kids, he'll just accept whatever happens. Stupid stuff, not worth mentioning, let alone going to court. The funny thing is, I still do child custody-- but as a court Mediator. I love my friends, and my mother and my brother and my cat-- . As for the "falling in" kind of love, I'm willing to risk it-- and if it doesn't work out, I'll do my best at least to stay a friend. My parents, my friends' parents, my friends--- even my grandparents, for chrissake! (HUGH rises as she gets up to leave.) Yeah, well, it's been nice talking to you.
HUGH If I tell you what I used to do, you'll move to another table. Well, thanks: but really: I'd change tables if I were you.