The woman walked up to the examiner and said, "I've answered this question in all four ways, the wall, the cliff, the young man, the old man. The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey, the donkey fell into the river and drowned.Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.He then phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be more generous than that - last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates ?" "I go in at well past 9 oclock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar.On the stand the officer testifies to Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.
"Woman: "No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."Judge: "Please, is there any infidelity in your marriage? The damn fool says he can't communicate with me." A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.
Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm.
"Woman: "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. The driv-er is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed.
We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap tap - but we can't seem to do anything about it." Judge: "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? The officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.
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